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Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Reality

So I'll start with the obvious. I've neglected this blog for the past year or so. I've gotten busy with other things, and writing my opinions and feelings often falls to the side as unnecessary. I want to make it more of a priority, so I decided to start by revamping the look of my page. I liked the look of my page, but I decided it was too simple, and not really keeping up with what you can do on blogger as far as templates go, so I hope you like the looks of it. I tried to keep some of the color choices the same but I think that it looks more professional and smooth now.

For quite awhile, I've had it set up so that facebook would post my blog postings as notes on facebook, but after this post I'm going to remove that setting. I'm thinking I'm going to move away from just politically focused writing,  and while I want to express myself, I don't need everyone and their cat to read it. If someone wants to see what I have to say, they can go to my actual page instead of having it just pop up on their newsfeed.

Sophomore year has been... I guess the best way to describe it would just be that it's been a big year for me. It hasn't been a phenomenal year, but it hasn't been completely horrible. I've had a lot of great days, and a fair number of pretty awful ones. I've been challenged in so many different ways this year, and it's really helped me learn who I am and what I want out of life. I feel like I've grown through so many things like having a responsibility in my job, leadership, making some amazing new friendships in my co-workers among others, looking for and wanting to believe at times that I can find love, falling out with friends for stupid reasons or for almost no reasons at all, seeing death and how it's affected me, trying to define where my faith is, and most importantly, just trying to figure out what I really believe in.

I don't know where I'm going, but I do know where I've been. I'm going to keep being honest with people, especially the people that really matter to me in the hopes that I'll find a few more answers.


I've got more things I'd like to say but I don't really know how to say them, so this will do... for now.

Monday, February 7, 2011

Second Semester Sleep-Talking Roommate

Well folks, it's way overdue, but a couple different conversations lately have made me realize I realllly needed to post this! It's been far too long, and too much humor was hidden away on my computer. So here it is, without further ado! If you remember, I liked to see if I could keep Aaron talking when he would start so I would goad the conversation, so it led to some interesting conversations.


JAN 26
Please and Thank you love me.

JAN 27
(exasperated) Yeah Yeah yeah yeah. Okay, Okay, we will definitely, definitely keep that in mind.

JAN 29
I'm fine. Idk what her problem is. No big deal.

FEB 3
SHHHHHHHHHH,
Me: sorry
Ok, ok. Go away.

FEB 5
IN CHINESE ACCENT. Ohmygoshthassso funny. Haaaah. Thatssofunny.

FEB 10
Yes Ma'am, Yes Ma'am, I entirely agree.

FEB 11
Did you win? Did you win? Oh.

FEB 11
I'm doing good! I'm doing good. (begins humming Battle Hymn of the Republic while adjusting his pillows)

FEB 17
It was crazy, she, like she found out she was a cousin or something. She was a P*****, P*****, (Name Hidden) idk how to pronounce it. the family was P****, she was a math teacher. It was weird she moved to town with her family a couple years ago. They were really mysterious. She told me she was a real estate agent, and then she told someone else she was something else. They were just really weird and secretive like that. Yeah. Anyway I found she was from around here originally.
Me:  was she hot?
Oh like super hot. Super hot.
Me:  So you would have dated her?
In a Heartbeat. ........Half a heart beat. But you know you I can't do much in half a heart beat these days.
Me:  So did she have any siblings?
Idk man. I think so.
Me:  How about cat's? Do you have cats?
Yeah a couple. Idk where they are tho.
Me:  Hey Jeff just called! We gotta go man!
No.
Me:  no seriously we gotta go!
NO.
Me:  get up!
no.
Me:  come on man get up time to go!
NO!

FEB 22
OH! (Begins snapping, several times)

FEB 27
Oh its nothing. I just got a text from a girl on our worship team who got her fingers crushed or something. No big deal.

Me:  do you need to go pick her up or anything?
No no no. Nothing like that.

Me:  your're sure she doesn't need to go to the hospital?

I'm positive blake.

FEB 28
Rut Roh.
Uh Oh.
Ha. Ha.
Traffic Fuck.

Me:  What's a traffic fuck?

It's like a cluster fuck, with traffic.

Mar 28
What's going on?
Grandma! 
Me:  How's your grandma?
she's fine, but my computer.
It's all messed up.
I don't know what's wrong with it.


Mar 30
dangit.
Me:  What
The files, they're upstairs, and they're messed up

APR 1
*BELCHES*
Now what did you have to say?

APR 5
(Laying on his stomach, lifts himself into pushup position Starts singing about loving someone or something... stops and looks around.)
Me:  Seriously?
Me:  Seriously Aaron?
....Sorry...

APR 8
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah

MAY 4
..and then stop at the Church, and that's about it.

That's enough singing.
I've heard enough.
Me:  That's good
Yeah they put salt on the floor. Like ice salt. and You know how tough it is to clean that stuff up. 
It sticks to everything.

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

The Truth.

Obama didn't split the country in two. Fox News does that all by itself.

All it takes is enough screaming, racism and bullshit tears to convince "Real Americans" that Obama is evil. There is no difference between the Tea Party and the Republican Party. The tea party just gives them a platform to be racist and hate spitting without tarnishing the ever-so-shiny coat of the GOP. The reason democrats haven't been able to get much done is because the republicans stick their heads up their asses and drag their feet on every single issue that comes up and would look good for Obama. That way, when it comes time for elections they can whine and cry and point their finger at the Democrats saying, look how they failed, look how they couldn't get anything done, look how the programs they passed are so full of crap. This crap is pushed into any worthwhile bill so that even the best bills would be bogged down. I have no faith in anything that the Republican Party does or says. It is a party of hate, a party of the rich, and a party of elites bent on keeping everyone else down while they look at the people from their pedestal and let the jobs, "trickle down" like the bullshit from their trousers. - BeefHarbor

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