Well folks, it's way overdue, but a couple different conversations lately have made me realize I realllly needed to post this! It's been far too long, and too much humor was hidden away on my computer. So here it is, without further ado! If you remember, I liked to see if I could keep Aaron talking when he would start so I would goad the conversation, so it led to some interesting conversations.
JAN 26
Please and Thank you love me.
JAN 27
(exasperated) Yeah Yeah yeah yeah. Okay, Okay, we will definitely, definitely keep that in mind.
JAN 29
I'm fine. Idk what her problem is. No big deal.
FEB 3
SHHHHHHHHHH,
Me: sorry
Ok, ok. Go away.
FEB 5
IN CHINESE ACCENT. Ohmygoshthassso funny. Haaaah. Thatssofunny.
FEB 10
Yes Ma'am, Yes Ma'am, I entirely agree.
FEB 11
Did you win? Did you win? Oh.
FEB 11
I'm doing good! I'm doing good. (begins humming Battle Hymn of the Republic while adjusting his pillows)
FEB 17
It was crazy, she, like she found out she was a cousin or something. She was a P*****, P*****, (Name Hidden) idk how to pronounce it. the family was P****, she was a math teacher. It was weird she moved to town with her family a couple years ago. They were really mysterious. She told me she was a real estate agent, and then she told someone else she was something else. They were just really weird and secretive like that. Yeah. Anyway I found she was from around here originally.
Me: was she hot?
Oh like super hot. Super hot.
Me: So you would have dated her?
In a Heartbeat. ........Half a heart beat. But you know you I can't do much in half a heart beat these days.
Me: So did she have any siblings?
Idk man. I think so.
Me: How about cat's? Do you have cats?
Yeah a couple. Idk where they are tho.
Me: Hey Jeff just called! We gotta go man!
No.
Me: no seriously we gotta go!
NO.
Me: get up!
no.
Me: come on man get up time to go!
NO!
FEB 22
OH! (Begins snapping, several times)
FEB 27
Oh its nothing. I just got a text from a girl on our worship team who got her fingers crushed or something. No big deal.
Me: do you need to go pick her up or anything?
No no no. Nothing like that.
Me: your're sure she doesn't need to go to the hospital?
I'm positive blake.
FEB 28
Rut Roh.
Uh Oh.
Ha. Ha.
Traffic Fuck.
Me: What's a traffic fuck?
It's like a cluster fuck, with traffic.
Mar 28
What's going on?
Grandma!
Me: How's your grandma?
she's fine, but my computer.
It's all messed up.
I don't know what's wrong with it.
Mar 30
dangit.
Me: What
The files, they're upstairs, and they're messed up
APR 1
*BELCHES*
Now what did you have to say?
APR 5
(Laying on his stomach, lifts himself into pushup position Starts singing about loving someone or something... stops and looks around.)
Me: Seriously?
Me: Seriously Aaron?
....Sorry...
APR 8
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
MAY 4
..and then stop at the Church, and that's about it.
That's enough singing.
I've heard enough.
Me: That's good
Yeah they put salt on the floor. Like ice salt. and You know how tough it is to clean that stuff up.
It sticks to everything.
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